[via]Oh Frank. You dramatic, confused little man.
I really don't have much to say about last night's...debacle/drama/contrived storyline, so I guess I'll just run you through my thought process, in chronological order.
(when Frank's debating going back to Chi to see le ex)
Hm...this is a load of crap, considering he's flipping obsessed with Ali. Bad form, producers. Bad form.
(when Frank knocks on le ex's door and she puts her horrendous acting skills on display) Hm...this is a load of crap, considering he's flipping obsessed with Ali and this girl appears to be in a hotel room, leading one (read: me) to believe that the show put her up and/or found her on the street and asked her if she wanted her 15 minutes of fame. Bad form, producers. Bad form.
(when Frank lays it all on the line to le ex and she tells him to come home)
Hm...this may not be a load of crap, considering he's flipping obsessed with Ali but has this really intense expression on his face that somehow convinces me that this may actually be the love of his life. Fair form, producers. Fair form.
(when Ali flitters over to Frank's bungalow, all the while telling us that she's going sailing and that she's "crazy about" Frank)
Hm...I'm about to bite my nails (and I don't bite my nails) because while I'm sure that Ali probably does suck as an actress, she's got me here. Producers, you're off my radar from now on.
(when Frank tells Ali the truth -- causing her to cry -- and then cries himself)
Okay, guys. O-KAY. I surrender. Frank, planning ahead is not your forte and you screwed up but then again, better late than never to tell the other woman your true feelings so I'm just going to shut up now and feel legitimately bad for Ali.
I really don't have much to say about last night's...debacle/drama/contrived storyline, so I guess I'll just run you through my thought process, in chronological order.
(when Frank's debating going back to Chi to see le ex)
Hm...this is a load of crap, considering he's flipping obsessed with Ali. Bad form, producers. Bad form.
(when Frank knocks on le ex's door and she puts her horrendous acting skills on display) Hm...this is a load of crap, considering he's flipping obsessed with Ali and this girl appears to be in a hotel room, leading one (read: me) to believe that the show put her up and/or found her on the street and asked her if she wanted her 15 minutes of fame. Bad form, producers. Bad form.
(when Frank lays it all on the line to le ex and she tells him to come home)
Hm...this may not be a load of crap, considering he's flipping obsessed with Ali but has this really intense expression on his face that somehow convinces me that this may actually be the love of his life. Fair form, producers. Fair form.
(when Ali flitters over to Frank's bungalow, all the while telling us that she's going sailing and that she's "crazy about" Frank)
Hm...I'm about to bite my nails (and I don't bite my nails) because while I'm sure that Ali probably does suck as an actress, she's got me here. Producers, you're off my radar from now on.
(when Frank tells Ali the truth -- causing her to cry -- and then cries himself)
Okay, guys. O-KAY. I surrender. Frank, planning ahead is not your forte and you screwed up but then again, better late than never to tell the other woman your true feelings so I'm just going to shut up now and feel legitimately bad for Ali.
I. Am. Defeated.
[via]And so here we are, the final 2. But we all knew it'd come down to these guys, didn't we?
Answer: yes, yes we did.
Thoughts? I simply cannot go on.
8 comments:
I called Roberto from day one. Frank's a little nutzoid and that whole conversation with his girlfriend was laughable. The way I see it (ha ha..look what I just did there) she dodged a bullet and got the better end of the deal.
I did like her wardrobe this time though.
Haha...love the play by play!!
I'm for Roberto. She thinks he's so "hot" so just do it already!!
I totally missed Monday but I'm DYING for the finale. I'd pick Roberto (oh so hot), but I think she might actually go for Chris. I'd really like to see Roberto as the next Bachelor, although I might have to consider leaving Brent to be one of the bachelorettes, lol.
Okay, yes. Because why did Nichole live in a hotel and on what planet is it normal for your ex to show up at your hotel doorway unannounced with a giant camera crew and for you to be all, "OHAI What are you doing here?"
But the break-up? Yeah... that was pretty real. Trust me, I'm a pro.
Anyway. Team Chris! Actually, no. Team Roberto, because I want Chris to be the next Bachelor. Either him or Dead-Inside Kirk. And, in either case, please feel free to nominate me to be on the show.
I don't even know what to think of this show anymore. I rarely watch it, but am usually entertained when I do. All I've seen this season (when I've actually paid attention to the tv) is a bunch of drama that seems all too contrived. Whatevs!
Love the post... call them all on the table!
i wondered.... was she in a hotel room?? or tiny apt? and if hotel room, why?
i pick chris. he'll be devastated if she doesn't choose him. but i like chris. but would you want to be with her after seeing her devastation over losing frank. i'd feel like i was in 2nd place and she's settling.
I'm cheering for Roberto. This post is great!
Saw your post over at Smile Steady's blog! :)
Frank got a little TOO intense for me in this episode, so I'm glad he's gone. I'm rooting for Chris because I think he's a sweetheart. Roberto's cute, but eh.
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